Allison tries to pull 2 fast ones

Ok, so Allison said a couple of super funny things today.  I just had to post this before I forgot.  This morning, after I dropped the boys off at school, I started to shape some chocolate chip cookie dough into cookies so I could freeze it.  Anytime I make any kind of dessert, there is Allison asking for a bite.  So I gave her a spoon of cookie dough.  She ate that and then asked for more "frosting."  I explained that it was cookie dough and ended up giving her 3 small spoons of dough before I was done.  I put the dough in the freezer and then went to clean some stuff around the house.  When I walked into the kitchen about 5 min. after leaving it, there was Allison, standing in front of the refridgerator with the door open.  As soon as she saw me she said, "I wasn't getting any frosting, I just wanted some logurt." (yogurt).  Yeah, right.

This picture has nothing to do with this story, it was just a super cute pic of Allison.  At one of Alex's baseball games we got a balloon from H&R Block and Allison came home and fell asleep with hers in her hand.

So anyway, back to the story.  At lunch time I made a sandwich for her, which she asked for.  It had peanut butter and homemade strawberry jam on it.  I went back to the office for a couple of minutes and when I went back into the kitchen I put her empty plate in the dishwasher.  Just trying to keep on top of things.  Allison was standing in front of the tv and I heard her say, "I all done with my sandwich, Mommy."  She walked into the kitchen with almost all of her sandwich in her hand looking disturbed that her plate was not on the table.  She asked where it was.  I said, "I put it in the dishwasher, but you only ate about 2 bites of that sandwich."  She pointed to it and said, "I only ate one bite of sandwich and I didn't like the jam."  I told her that when she didn't eat all the food I had made her I didn't want to make her any more food to eat.  She said, "Well, cookies is not food to eat."  Ha!!  Nice try, little girl.